Delightfully Sarcastic



One tiny girl's opinions in a very large world

Hey- I'm Rochelle. I'm a 19 year old college sophomore majoring in Anthropology and Art History living in the United States. I speak 2 languages, understand 1, and I'm learning 3. I am also a huge history buff (specifically European, but I'm not picky).

Follow me if you would potentially like to laugh today. I like to think I'm a little bit funny.
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Posts I Deem Sufficiently Worthy
  • Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
  • Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
  • Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
  • Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
  • Tumblr: PORN?
  • Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
  • Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
  • Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
  • Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
  • Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
  • Sex is beautiful and lovely and all that nice other stuff...but hardcore sex on my screen when my little brother walks past is not beautiful and lovely and all that nice other stuff.

on set pictures in HQ

Finished Season 1 and 2 and the Christmas special and all I wanna do is find someone who will party like it’s 1913 with me.

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FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends and family can see what I do online all day!

No one, ever. (via mister-comedy)

WHY IS THIS AN OPTION FOR ANYBODY?  I have my real life, life on facebook, and my secret rambling tumblr life, and they are going to stay as far away from each other as possible.

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iloveeddieredmayne:

Les Miserables 2012 movie trailer

Sold.  I am sold.  This + The Hobbit in December.

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I don’t care where you live or what you’re doing, but this show needs to be required viewing for everyone over the age of 16. 

(still reeling from “Blackwater”)

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blainestorm:

Eurovision 2013 will be proudly presented by

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OMG LORDI.  WTF

Americans: to explain #eurovision. Imagine the Super Bowl half time act, over 3 hours, consisting of everything Rick Santorum wants to ban.
Eurovision Twitter feed (via clenchinglegolas)

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OMFG BALTICCIRCLEJERK

(it’s funny because it’s true)

Hold on to your motherfucking seats.  The 80s are back.

Counting the number of black people in these performances?  Or is this just awful?

EDIT: 4 1/2!  Ukraine’s is half Congolese!

Well, hygiene is more important.  So far, so good…for Eurovision (but I missed Iceland’s….)

Next is Romania! 

D’awww.

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